The following guide was created by JT24418
Introduction
Most of you guys have played MW3, and you know what its all about.
Either 10 year old's kids shouting about how you are cheating down the
chat or 30 year old's that look like Pedobear and think they are gods
gift to COD. These are the kind of guys that whip out their FMG's as
soon as you kill them through a wall with a LMG when you have a UAV up (
or if you kill them with an AA-12 with no attachments or proficiencies
because apparently that is noob?).
To troll or not to troll?
What do you do then? will you leave and give in to these pathetic excuse
for gamers? will you stay and let your KDR drop because they have the
instant kill button (or akimbo sniper rifles)? Or will you stay and make
them mad cos they are bad?
EPIC 1 liner
You guys know I am complete 100% troll and 100% immune to trolling so you can guess what I do.
Episode V : The Nunu strikes back (<= LoL reference never mind if you did not get it)
The comeback
What you would normally do is just respond to his constant whining with a
short reply over and over every time he talks normally the classic
"umad" or the new "yrd" which I invented, feel free to create your own..
;)
The kit
And then you swap to your "Dealing with ***** kit" This kit usually has a
primary, it does not matter which one, something overpowered is
recommended. And your secondary should be the FMG 9 akimbo, i know it is
not the best akimbo in the game but it is the most hated. I normally
use Scavenger, hardline and steady aim. I know the sleight of hand will
be better but I like scavenger (its a bird). I have specialist on with
sleight of hand, dead silence and extreme conditioning.
What will happen.
Using this kit you should win near enough every 1 VS 1 gunfight and your
KDR will rise, and the trolls KDR will fall. This will make him even
more angry and he will either leave (if he is smart, so he probably will
not leave =/.) or he will stay and spam the chat some more about how
you are a noob (easy kills, these fail wannabe trolls take forever to
type). Just don't forget to use your classy short reply every time he
talks (and a bit more if you feel like it).
The best bit
If you follow this guide you will probably end up with a good KDR, a
victory, and a nice clean lobby because the troll will rage quit because
he got beat at his own game.
My sections have **** names
I will upload the video of my trolling in action sometime soon
The other way (only works weekends)
Get alpha/scouse ruffian in he will sort them out, permanently.